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    July 17

    我梦到了布什


    有一天突然觉得,青春真他妈可贵。
     
    可贵在于,可以把人从可爱可爱的,变成可怪可怪地。

    栅栏 ===================================================== 栅栏

    八卦杂志头条“布什在办公室里上什么网?”

    美国狗仔超骇客侵入跟踪白宫布什的办公室电脑

    发现除了正常的网站,布什最近特别喜爱一个另类FLASH网站

    根据跟踪数据显示,布什电脑对某一FLASH的极为痴迷,平均每两分钟惦记此FLASH一次。

    特别独家揭秘,此FLASH乃一出中国出品的模拟真人情景动画喜剧——《介先生与中先生的故事》

    狗仔队还千里迢迢地赴中国采访了该剧导演——居委会退休老太太。

    大致内容不赘述,就一超搞的婚恋故事,男男版的。

    此FLASH为世人疯狂传阅,果然搞笑得歪东达倒。

    本人有幸,刚点击,正看的津津有味之际。。。

    电话铃放肆作响,条件反射弹起接电话,XXXXX,挂断。

    忍不住推推旁边睡得跟个死人样的猪——诶,诶,我刚才梦到布什了。

    隔夜的剩饭======================================================隔夜的剩饭

    蛋炒饭,最简单也最困难。哼哼哈兮。

    昨晚跟好久没联系的刘寒电话。“我们都好想你呢!特别是最近!特别是在我们损人的时候更加!”
    跟大脖子臭屁“看,我这张贱嘴很是被人想念呢!”
    大脖子怨气重重地盯住我
    “谁有我苦!TM每天都要被你的贱嘴羞辱一百遍!我TM认识你这个女人之前说话从来不带TM!”
    我搂着大脖子耍贱“你懂什么!我这叫在波澜不惊中伤人于体无完肤样”

    精神病院警戒线=======================================精神病院警戒线

    前段时间发生太多事情。

    每天跟着新闻关注国内的消息。

    每天昏天暗地忙着。

    我好想大家。
     
     

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